Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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