Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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