I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
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so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
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me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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