Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
home. puking in laundry basket.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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