i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
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I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
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Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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