the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
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