i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
So squirting runs in the family.
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I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
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I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
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Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
God I need to hump something, right now.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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