it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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