i'm signing you up for texting rehab
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
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I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
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Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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