i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
i will never coherently bang her
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
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what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
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We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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