I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Randomize
