I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
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I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
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So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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