Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
Randomize
