eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I think people are normalizing furries
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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