i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
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Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
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Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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