My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
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but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
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I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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