I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
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It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
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This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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