oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
We need to get me chipped asap
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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