I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Alive.
So much puke
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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