I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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