Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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