I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
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HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
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One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
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