Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
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What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
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I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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