he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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