Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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