She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
Randomize
