i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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