its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
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the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
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Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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