How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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