Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
You surviving the open bar?
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Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
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I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Why is your signature on my underwear?
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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