His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I want to make a zoo with you.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
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