32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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