How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
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I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
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I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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