Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
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stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
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I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
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