I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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