Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
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