im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
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The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
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do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
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