Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
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just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
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I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.