I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
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Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I just found a bag of teeth...
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I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.