He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
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One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
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hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here