This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
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A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
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I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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