It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
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I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
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After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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