so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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