Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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