you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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