i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
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This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
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Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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