You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
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alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
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He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
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