just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
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You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
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I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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