So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
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