she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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