dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
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im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
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Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.