i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.