at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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