its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
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You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
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Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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