I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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