your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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