he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Actions speak louder than pants.
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I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
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Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
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